EurAsian Cat Mafia
Helen. 海伦.
1997.
amateur writer, rider, dancer & singer.
current location: Germany.
I track 'chinabxitch'.
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xenopheles:

Reblog if you support Maggie Smith becoming immortal.

I never hit the reblog button harder

(Source: kinderfanger)

alluringhowell:

I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY

(Source: connor-frantas)

Me in the Hunger Games: What's the wifi code for this arena?

anonof5puns:

forgivensam:

dick-jenga:

a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”

all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood

and the pureblood’s like “holy shit is this some muggle damning ritual or something AM I GOING TO HELL I’M SORRY”

“Make it easy, say I never mattered.”
Fall Out Boy (via vintagefuckup)

(Source: vaunting)